Unbelievable?

Pale beige wallpaper on the ceiling
Ceiling paper

I’m not at all certain why we haven’t gotten around to removing this paper, but we haven’t yet. It’s the ceiling above my head when I sit in my living room. It’s not actually all that unattractive, as wallpaper goes. Aside from that first strike against it, it’s just one color, with like a gloss design that can be seen in the light that looks rather like amoebas. I’m pretty sure that’s not what the designer intended, though.